Posted by Doctor Mary on April 13, 1999 at 15:23:09:
In Reply to: Re: Hornblower Movies & neurotic compulsions :-) posted by MMMMarcia on April 13, 1999 at 15:01:01:
: Dr. Mary writes:
: Do call
: : my very personal assistant/masseuse Mr. Poe and he'll
: : arrange an emergency appointment for both of you weirdos.
: Hey, it's Champ with the Hornblower compulsion! I got compulsions of my own to deal with here! And now that I know what you recommend, well.....Nice of you to share, dearie!
: CALLING MR. POE...CALL-IIIIIIIIIIING MR. Poe!!!
: Emergency massage appointment needed at once! Where are you, Mr. Poe??
: As for Champ, let him find his OWN Emergency Massage Therapist!
Oh darn it all, MMMM;
Doctor Mary's VERY PERSONAL assistant/masseuse Mr. Nathaniel
Poe is regrettably...all tied up. And I mean that literally.
However, his third-cousin twice-removed Mr. I. Iz. Poe is
dashing bare-chested through the forest towards your door
even as we speak....oh dear. Make that "limping slowly
falling over tree roots"...his wooden leg and glass eye
hinder him somewhat. And don't worry about what looks to
be a road-killed possum perched on his head. His last hair-
transplant session didn't go at all well, I'm afraid. But
he WILL find you...no matter how long it takes, yadda yadda.
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