Posted by Old Crone on April 16, 1999 at 15:31:21:
In Reply to: Re: Squawk! Quack! Warning to Sally Port! posted by She, etc. on April 16, 1999 at 09:08:19:
: : : *Squawksquawk! quackquack!* Help, help! There's skullduggery afoot in Mohicanland!! *Quack!* Old Crone & She-Who-Tracks have been seen making plans!! *Ack! Urk!* What can this mean? *Squarkle!* It's probably terrible! I'm SURE it's terrible! *Quackquackquack!* Something to do with treasures! *Quark!* And someone named Sally Port is about to be snuck up on! *ACK!* This doesn't sound good to me!! Help! We must warn Sally!! *QUACKQUACKQUACK and SQUAWKSQUAWKSQUAWK!!* She should run away, run awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
: : : Yours Frantically,
: : : Miss PaddleTale
: : Yo She,
: : You be a holdin' her and I'll stuff her mouth with crackers! Them squawks is gonna' wake up the dead.
: : Old Crone
: That seemed to work pretty well. Let's just funnel her into this hollow log for a short rest, an' by the time she wriggles her way out, we'll be well on our way. Where's Jereboam and the picks and shovels for treasure diggin'?
: She, etc.
That no good Jereboam done took off. I knowed his days was a numbered when his real self (Davanie) took up with another Scottsman. Poor Munro (aka Maurice), he's done lost out. It was heartless of her.
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