Posted by Miss PaddleTale on April 17, 1999 at 17:05:38:
In Reply to: Out the Northern Sallyport posted by She, etc. on April 17, 1999 at 10:58:11:
*Cough-cough-cough! Choke-choke!* *Pit-toooey!*
*HUGE quack here!* What happened?? What happened?? I was waddling down to the riverbank, just to take a little swim, when suddenly I was set upon by brigands of some sort! Ack! Quack!! Before I could squawk even one little squawk, or quack for help of any kind, some awful-tasting, moldy-smellin' ol' crackers was stuffed in my beak and I was shoved into a holler log & left for dead!! *Squark!!Squack!Quark!* Did anybody see who did this?? *Quackquack!* Has anyone found a clue?? *Squawksquawk!* I fear it was...it could have been...yes! I definitely think it was ALIENS!! *quackquackquackquackquack!!* Or maybe not...but still, it COULD have been...help, help, help! DANGER!! INTRUDER ALERT!! POSSIBLE ALIEN ABDUCTIONS BEING CARRIED OUT IN MOHICANLAND!! Run away, run awaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy!!
Hysterically, frantically yours,
PS...Who's them out in that canoe on the river?? They've got a pile of stuff atween 'em there, and they look a little pee-culiar, splashin' and paddlin' about! Maybe THEY'RE the aliens, heading downriver to the Mother Ship! I'd best follow my own advice and run awaaaaaaaaaaaay right NOW! *waddle-waddle!*
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