Posted by Sassy Soothsayer on April 27, 1999 at 11:21:13:
Wheeeeeee! Miss Sassy just loves to zip around Mohicanland on her Purple Paisley Magic Carpet! Zoooooooom! What fun to see what's goin' on down below! Hmmmmmm...Miss Marcia's back in her kitchen, at least partially recovered from her attack of The Blues...no more singin' about the Man That Got Away! But what is she up to with that little bent poupee I gave her? Ouch! That jab with that pointy pin has gotta be hurtin' SOMEBODY, SOMEWHERE! Methinks Sheriff Twigg is probably developing a stabbing headache right about now!
Whooooooooooooooooosh! A quick dive down by Dr. Well Bee's to see what's up with Miss PaddleTale. Oh, good grief! As I expected, she's still squawking and quacking about aliens, and flappin' her wings like crazy, tryin' to get out of those restraints they've been forced to put her into. What's this? Looks like she's gotten one wing free. This will bear checkin' out again in a bit!
With a quick loop-de-loop, I'm off to the river. Hmmmmmm....veee-rrry inter-estink! She-Who-Tracks and Old Crone are a-settin' on a log, and Old Crone seems to have blubbered her way into a sound sleep, with her ratty ol' head on She's shoulder. Whadup wid that? She-Who-Tracks has a very sly grin on her face. This sitchy-ation needs watchin', too!
Well, that's the way it goes when you're a Sassy Soothsayer! As my old' Soothsayin' Cousin, Roseanne Roseannadanna used to say, "It's AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL-WAYS somethin'!"
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