Posted by Old Crone on April 27, 1999 at 20:53:12:
In Reply to: Attack in the Woods posted by An Observer on April 26, 1999 at 13:12:21:
: zzzzzzzzzzp! Thunk!
: Dang . . if that ain't an arrow stickin' outten that tree trunk. Jest missed ye by a greasy hair, too, Old Crone. But no harm done . . .
: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzp! Rip!
: Say, that one's separated my seams right smart. There's the varmint there, peerin' out from behind that bush.
: One varmint less. Trusty ol' Swillbeer never misses.
: zzzzzp! zzzzzzzzzp! Twang! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzp!
: This is gettin' nasty, Old Crone. Grab me the powder horn so's I can reload. That's the molasses jug, you nut! THAT's the powder horn!
: zzzzzzzzzzzzzp! Thwack!
: DIVE, OLD CRONE!! Under these here spruce boughs. Sssssh. Don't move. Jest a quick reload, now . . . and . . .
: There. Looks like there was only two of 'em. But we'll jest lay by here for a spell and make sure.
Thet were a close one. Whar's tha canoe? Run! Run! iffin' ya don't know what di-rection ta go, jes run around in circles with yer hands a wavin' like me.
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