Posted by Elaine on May 01, 1999 at 10:17:35:
In Reply to: Elyxirs for Crying posted by TowneCryer on May 01, 1999 at 07:08:12:
: My dear Lady Elaine,
: You have not heart a peep from your Faithful Servant Ye Olde
: TowneCryer for she is in dire need of her elyxirs!
: When you see the Esteemed TeaThyme Trader, would you please ask her to snail mail me HerbaSlim I and Slim II, which your humble servant takes avidly, by the gallon, in hopes of rediscovering the Lost Country, also known as her once-upon-a-time waistline, and Allergia, which has helped her to go without ephedra, andthe green stuff, whidh might give her the strength to tapdance upon the keyboard... and the protein stuff for a svelte figure?
: I shall be ever so grateful to receive this bounty before my long and arduous trek to the state of Florida, on May the 9th?
: Wishing you a perpetual stroll in love and light,
: Your Faithful Servant
Dear faint, unsteamed, though still esteemed Towne Crier,
I have heard from Miss TeaThyme that you shall have your elixirs no later than May 5. She has asked me to convey to you this message; "You stay alive! Mo matter how starved, no matter how wronged, you stay alive! ... the Green Stuff is on its way."
She further requested that you climb down from the keyboard so she might ring you this day.
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