Posted by Ros on May 02, 1999 at 23:23:19:
In Reply to: Re: Thanks Folks! posted by Doctor Mary on May 02, 1999 at 11:46:08:
: : Rich wrote:
: : : Here, deep in the heart of MohicanLand, it is an absolutely gorgeous early-May morning. Calm, clear, warm, birds chirping ....
: : Wow! It's "Mohicanland in Maaaaaaaaa-aaaay!" Take another peek out the window and see if you can spot She-Who-Tracks, Old Crone, Sassy Soothsayer, Miss Marcia, The TowneCrier, Miss Katie O' Arboath, Mme. Adrienne, Adoo Addy, Miss PaddleTale, or Sheriff Benton (Just Call Me Bent) Twigg hangin' about. Could that be that murderin' renegade Simon Girty tryin' to hide behind the big tree out back? Is that nimwit Dweebie Day-Lewis hung up in the barbed wire fence again? And don't look now, but it's possible Dr. Mary makes housecalls...someone with a corset & a whip COULD be ringing your doorbell even as we speak!
: : Oh to be in Mohicanland in May!
: : MMMMarcia
: Doctor Mary will be making no housecalls today, thank you SEW
: much. Her lead litter bearer, Mr. Poe, sprained his...sprained
: his...well, let's just say he's *unwell*, ok???? And as you
: all know, Dr. M will not spare herself at all to muster up
: all the healing arts at her disposal to pull him through.
: And corsets??? On a 75 degree May day??? Are you mad? It's
: Buckskin Bikini time for moi! Yahoo!
: *please note: all other patients in need of emergency care
: will be referred to my esteemed colleague, Dr. "Kill or Cure"
: Magua's clinic. Turn left across Little Meadow, turn right,
: go into the Northern Sallyport, go around the French Picket
: loine, put your left foot in, put your right foot out, turn
: around three times and shake it all about. Clear it up any?*
: Kiss! Kiss!
: Doctor M
Magua's Clinic is again open for business. Specials this week include plastic surgery (any part rearranged), a special chapter of The Hair Club for men (and women) and heart transplantation. Just let us know you are coming and I'll get our fine hatchets ready!
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