Posted by Miss Gaylee Cooper on May 26, 1999 at 14:29:46:
In Reply to: Bee Bopper Report! posted by Sassy Soothsayer on May 26, 1999 at 14:09:23:
: Whoa, Mohicanland! Clear the roads and STAND BACK! Bee Bop a Lula is on the move, headin' over to Bee Still My Heart's house in Mr. Lula's shiny red sports car. Zoooooooooooooooooom! She just buzzed by me like Ol' Purple was standin' still! That little gal is up to something! She burned rubber scratchin' off from the corner of Main Street and Hutter Avenue, did a 360 around the Village Square & roared on down the road towards Bee Still's neighborhood, makin' all kinds of racket as she went by! She was singin' so loud, I heard her over all the engine noises, goin' a little somethin' like this: *ahem, mi, mi, mi*
: Well, Bee's got her daddy's car, and she's headed for the hamburger stand, now...
: Bee forgot all about the library like she told her Old Man, now,
: Got the radio blastin' and Bee's singin' just as loud as she can, now...
: And Bee'll have fun, fun, fun, till her Daddy takes her Bee-Bird awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!
: Bee's got her some fuu-uuudge and a bottle of mead in her hand, now...
: Uncas is coming, and you know that she's thinks that's just grand, now!
: Bee's gettin' her friend & they'll be boppin' all over the land, now,
: And they'll have fun, fun, fun till her Daddy takes the Bee-bird awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!
: *car noises, here*
: Ooooooo-oooooooooooooooo, oooo-ooooh, oooh, ooooh, oooooh, ooooooh!
: *more of the same*
: Bee, you knew all along that your Daddy's gettin' wise to you, now!
: He's taken the keys & you'll be thinkin' that your fun is all through now...
: But Uncas is coming and you've got a lot of things to do, now...
: And you had fun, fun, fun till your Daddy took the Bee-Bird awaaaaaay! Yes, you had fun, fun, fun till your Daddy took the Bee-Bird awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
: ...the end...
Ye Gods in Heaven, Sassy! Cool off!! Ye're gonna have a fit o' apoplexy and fall off that fancy carpet o' yours, and poor old Dr. Well Bee is going in eight directions at once as it is, so you just settle down and take some of Miss Marcia's camomile tea with the lacy stuff, whatever it is so you'll be in reasonably decent condition for The Gathering, because some of us have to maintain a little dignity, you know, for Heaven's sake!
Who is always calm and cool and acting like a lady even when THE GATHERING IS COOMMMMMMMMINGGGGGGG! YEEEEEHAH!
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