Posted by Sassy Soothsayer on May 26, 1999 at 14:59:32:
In Reply to: Re: Bee Bopper Report! posted by Miss Gaylee Cooper on May 26, 1999 at 14:29:46:
Miss Gaylee wrote:
: Ye Gods in Heaven, Sassy! Cool off!! Ye're gonna have a fit o' apoplexy and fall off that fancy carpet o' yours, and poor old Dr. Well Bee is going in eight directions at once as it is, so you just settle down and take some of Miss Marcia's camomile tea with the lacy stuff, whatever it is so you'll be in reasonably decent condition for The Gathering, because some of us have to maintain a little dignity, you know, for Heaven's sake!
: Miss Gaylee
: Who is always calm and cool and acting like a lady even when THE GATHERING IS COOMMMMMMMMINGGGGGGG! YEEEEEHAH!
Hey, Miss Gaylee! I jest reports 'em as I sees 'em, and the above is jest perzackly what I saw as I was out this morning, making my daily appointed rounds. It weren't me makin' all that racket...at least not the FIRST time...I was just REPORTIN' on what my ol' Sassy eyes saw and heard! That Bee Bop a Lula gal is the one you need to rein in! I'm tellin' ya, between her and her teeny bee friend, Bee Still My Heart, there's a Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin on around the old hive, doncha know! Those two are SEW excited...they're buzzin' in and out of the JFC Drive-In to see who's out and about, tradin' gossip with all the other teeny bees, and gigglin' and squealin' like a couple of idjits! Darn if I didn't see a whole group of 'em makin' banners sayin' "Welcome Uncas" and singin'
"Bee love you Uncas,
Oh yes, bee do...
Bee don't love anyone,
As much as you!
When you're not near to us,
Bee's bluuuuuuuuuuue!
Oh, Uuu-uuuncas, bee love you!"
Now, what do you make of that? I think they bee plumb crazy, myself!
Yours Enchantingly, though Bee-wilderedly,
Sassy Soothsayer
Motto:
Kids! Who can understand anything they say?
Kids! Doncha hate all those songs they play?
Oh, why can't they bee like WE were, perfect in every way!
WHAT's the matter with kids tooooo-daaaaaaaaaay??