Posted by Talking Head on June 04, 1999 at 09:11:42:
Good Morning, Mohicanland!
This just in - -
In a sudden and dramatic encounter on the banks of the Mohawk River, She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine has finally captured Natty Bumppo and will be bringing him with her to The Gathering. Few details are available in this breaking story, but we understand Bumppo offered violent resistance. The chase ranged up hill and down dale throughout the Schoharie Valley. Trees were uprooted, rocks were thrown and wild game fled the area before the mighty hunter was brought to bay. The confrontation ended with She Who Tracks sniggering, "Ha! He's boxed in for good this time!"
The Courier Editors will be meeting the pair on their arrival at The Fort in anticipation of adding to their list of world-famous celebrity interviews, at which time we hope to be able to provide details of this bizarre story.
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