Posted by Bill R on July 09, 1999 at 19:13:41:
In Reply to: Re: I stand corrected & Mud Wrestling posted by Gayle on July 09, 1999 at 14:54:55:
: Well, now Miss Marcia, that statement o' mine has never been rightly understood, no it hasn't. What I MEANT was that in terms of pure licentiousness, the plot and characters of "Precaution" would have all the advertisers lined up at the door for prime time, while "The Leatherstocking Tales" tend to come across as a mite tame for today's TV audience. Know what I mean?
: As to Hawkeye, in his rightful place, he is without peer, be he DDL or Natty - so you see, you and I really do agree on everything in the world, and I think it would be counterproductive to practice your World Famous DownHome HeadLock, since She knows the valie o' bear grease and a tidy little scalplock in sich sitchawations.
: (gradually metamorphosing back into She as the subject grabs her)
AAHHHHH NUTS!! Do this mean that the mud-wrestling-for-Hawkeye
event aint gonna happen after all? I was buying out Rite-Aids stock of film and making plane reservations and all. I would pay big money to see the Gator Wrasslin' Fudge Maker versus
The Literary Hurricane Gayle.....you know, Marcia pulls fudge out of her trunks and tosses it in Gayle's eyes after which Gayle
begins reading from The Leatherstocking Tales and consequently puts the Bored-With-Bumpo Sleeper hold on Marcia. A person could make a whole thread out of this event!
Heck, I'd pay bigger money to see this event than Marcia would pay to see Wide Waisted Waddlin Willy do the Mohican Chicken Stomp.
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