Posted by Bill R on July 10, 1999 at 12:06:05:
In Reply to: Re: I stand corrected & Mud Wrestling posted by MMMMarcia on July 09, 1999 at 14:15:59:
: : Howsever, (as my hero would say), when great minds get working together, some startlingly excellent events get put in motion. Since I have been designated (unofficially, of course, pending demonstration of reasonable sanity during the course of the year) head of the entertainment committee for next year's Gathering, I am always on the lookout for stupendous ideas to invigorate and enlighten our attendees - - and I think the mud wrestling is the finest idea imaginable. Just picture it - while Eric and Sharon gambol gracefully in the rapids, Miss Marcia and She Who Tracks will mix it up in a mud wallow, providing an opportunity for the Mohicaan Cheerleading Squad to don their little chicken feather outfits and stir the crowd into a rioting frenzy on the shores of Linville Falls. A symphony in contrasts, what? The winner will get an all-expense paid tour of the electric power generator plant that now sits where Glenn's Falls once inspired Cooper's "LOTM". What do you think, everyone? Do we have a winner here?
: >>Now THIS is just a super idea...Miss Marcia will start practicing her World Famous DownHome HeadLock right away. A few words for She-Who-Tracks: Be afraid...be VERY afraid!!
Continuing this intriguing thread, all sorts of possibilities and scenarios come to mind. Rich can be our own equivalent of Ted Turner - owning and managing the Mohicanland Wrestling Federation. We can maybe get Champ to be our Gorilla Monsoon moderator and announcer (hey Champ, how many times can you say "stick a fork in her, she's done" in a hour. If you can do it 250 times or more, you are hired!)
Let's see, whoever wins between Hurricane Gayle and the tricky fudge slinging Marcia gets to wrassle that stranger behind the mask with the Irish accent...Devestatingly Dashing DDL.
Some of us other ancients can make guest appearances as pathetic, aging, overweight and sagging ex-Mohicanland Wrestling Federation wrasslers and huff and puff around the ring for a coupla bucks and free popcorn, suffering the boos and taunts of the crowd.
and so on and so forth
Any suggestions for costumes for Hurricane Gayle and Mighty Marcia? Remember, Marcia has to have room in her trunks for a handful of fudge - just in case ya know. Might wanna fling it in her opponents eyes when the ref (Enigmatic Elaine) isn't watching.
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