Posted by Bill R on July 11, 1999 at 17:29:31:
In Reply to: Re: From Gathering '99 To Gathering 2000 posted by English Trader on July 11, 1999 at 16:50:03:
Hey! *Raising hand* Yo! English Trader! What does it take to get on board and listed as one o' you'ns traders? I mean, here I am slaving away at my art and craft, fingers full to tiny cuts, eyes going bad from squinting, back bent and sore from leaning over, feet flat from hard earth floor in the shop....
Is it lack of a name for me? How about The Fat Trader? Um, no...FT is taken. Okay how about Enormous Trader? Nuts, ET is taken too. Okay maybe Cranky Trader.....shoot CT gone too. Ummm...straining brain.....perhaps That Dammed other Trader?
Nope, DT taken also. Well how about TDoT then?
Or is it because my initiation dance is unfulfilled? Com'on...I did the best I could. Chunky Sparrow is the best I can do...forget the Funky (Mohican) Chicken dance requirement.
Please? Or do I have to set up my blanket all by my lonesome under yon oak tree?
: English Trader said:
:Gathering Trading Post, as you have suggested, on behalf and :with the assistance of my Esteemed trading colleagues, FT, DT, :CT, and the Mohicaan Bountyess. Indeed, the lack of suitable :Trade Goods was sorely felt by those Gatherers who were in dire :need of such wampum earrings as would add just that Special :Touch to their Mohicaan attire! I vouch that Gatherers of the :New Millenium will most joyously visit upon a Trading Post :established for their patronage.
: Please accept this most Humble offer of Assistance, I beg of you.
: Yours in Esteem etc.
: English Trader
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