Posted by Cora on July 15, 1999 at 13:59:10:
In Reply to: Great News!! posted by Doctor Mary on July 15, 1999 at 13:01:41:
Well, well, well. If it ain't the Murderous Mary! What brings you around, Doc? Run out of bungee VICTIMS, have we?
Just thought you'd like to know that you were TOTALLY unsuccessful in your cheap little assassination attempt. (Though your pathetic diversion tactic did work AND I was left semi- splattered for days and days - thanks to you.)
" Normally Doctor Mary would
: not reveal the contents of said envelope, but what the hey.
: We're all friends here, right?"
": Scene I: The Huron Camp
: Uncas watches Alice being hauled away by Magua. He
: turns to his father and says, "Uhhhh...WHERE did you
: say those Delaware-speaking women were, Pop?"
That two-timing, molluscoid Mohican! Say nothing to Alice!!!!
": Scene II: The Cliff Trail
As Cora stands on the trail waiting her beloved's
return, a mysterious, incredibly beautiful woman
in a pink bunny outfit and carrying a doctor's bag bumps into her from behind, causing her to fall screaming to her death. The woman is heard to mutter "Watch that first step!" before turning away, cackling softly."
Ha! You misrepresent what you saw. I do not live my life by your leave AND I did NOT fall to my death!!!!
(Though I do admit I might have screamed ... a bit.) As for that bunny get-up; you really ought to seek some advice in the fashion department. Hawk ain't Harvey you know.
": Scene III: More Cliff Trail
Hearing Cora screaming on the way down, Hawkeye
comes running up the trail, trips over the rubber
rock and hits his head, causing him to suffer
You wench, you!
"When he wakes up he finds himself handcuffed to a chair wearing nothing but a teeny weeny loincloth that seems to have shrunk terribly since the last time he wore it. Perhaps it was not washed in Woolite."
AGHHH! You will sink to the lowest, most base behavior to have your way! The least you could do is uncuff the poor super-hero!
"Before him stands the same mysterious, incredibly
beautiful woman, feeding him various items from her
refrigerator and running ice cubes all over his
body. "Different movie, Big Guy," she whispers
throatily. "Now you're starring in 'Last of the
Nine 1/2 Weeks!'"
Yukk. Did I mention that I'll be starring in a new flick too?
It's called "I Know What You Did last Summer."
Currently Conscious Cora
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