Posted by Cora on July 15, 1999 at 15:48:27:
In Reply to: Re: Great News!! posted by Doctor M on July 15, 1999 at 14:59:43:
: Dear Currently Creepy Cora:
: I think you mean that grainy 16MM job that I run on Saturday
: nights at the Mohicanland Home for the Incredibly Senile
: called "I Know What I Did Five Minutes Ago Because I Wrote
: It On A Post-It Note!" It's Mr. Bill's favorite, since he's
: your biggest (and regrettably ONLY) fan. And you are TOO
: dead...you just don't know it. Like Patrick Swayze in "Ghost"!
: Don't worry about your ex-boyfriend, toots. Under my tender
: ministrations he'll get over you...like in about one
: Big Huggies!
: Doctor M
Dear Doccie M,
Oooh, it ain't the boyfriend I'm worried about. He wore out the ol' moccasin trails a looooooong time ago. It's what your little tantrum did to my nails & corset that's got my blood stirred. Do you know how hard it is to find a French Manic-urist or English seamstress on the frontier? Bloody near impossible, I tell you!
The closest thing I've found to personal care servants for us well bred b*tches are those Huron Hairdressers ... Nooooooo thank you, Doc!
Dead? No dear, you've confused me with my semi-comatose sister.
But thanks for the compliment. *wink*
Chic & Cioffured Cora
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