Posted by Christie on July 15, 1999 at 20:02:57:
In Reply to: Re: Great News!! posted by Bill R on July 15, 1999 at 14:11:44:
It just so happens that Dr. Mary forgot to read page 2 of the LOTM deleted scenes.
Part IV - Even more of the Cliff Trail
While Cora and Hawkeye are fending off strange women dressed in a pink bunny suit, Uncas falls through a rift in the space/time continuum when he is pushed off the cliff by Magua. The disruption has broken his fall, where he is discovered by Nurse Christie-Annie, his NUMBER ONE FAN! As he heals in her cabin, only covered by a small wash cloth, her compasion and mind-altering drugs makes him renounce his love for Alice. Uncas and Nurse Christie-Annie move to Can-tuck-ee where they live in complete bliss with their 6 children, thus removing the term "Last" from their name.
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