Posted by Cora on July 15, 1999 at 21:50:53:
In Reply to: Re: Great News!! posted by Christie on July 15, 1999 at 20:02:57:
: It just so happens that Dr. Mary forgot to read page 2 of the LOTM deleted scenes.
: Part IV - Even more of the Cliff Trail
: While Cora and Hawkeye are fending off strange women dressed in a pink bunny suit, Uncas falls through a rift in the space/time continuum when he is pushed off the cliff by Magua. The disruption has broken his fall, where he is discovered by Nurse Christie-Annie, his NUMBER ONE FAN! As he heals in her cabin, only covered by a small wash cloth, her compasion and mind-altering drugs makes him renounce his love for Alice. Uncas and Nurse Christie-Annie move to Can-tuck-ee where they live in complete bliss with their 6 children, thus removing the term "Last" from their name.
Dear Nurse Christie-Annie,
Thank you SOOOOO much for corroborating my facts! That cotton-tailed, hare-brained, pinko wench Doctor Mary has been posting false decease notices for moi on every tavern door this side of the Mother land for two nights & a bit. Strange woman, you say???? HA! She's been lacing that black buck skin corset a leeeeeetle too tightly, I think. (Silly charlatan still thinks she has Mr. Poe strapped to her chair ... ha ha ha! Seen General Webb around lately?)
So, you snared Uncas, huh? Just as well. The invalid schoolgirl wasn't REALLY up for the Can-Tuc-Kee adventure anyway, if you know what I mean. (Still ... say nothing to Alice!)
Corroborated & Current Cora
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