Posted by Sassy Soothsayer on July 26, 1999 at 10:03:46:
Yo, Mohicanland! Sassy Soothsayer, here, reporting from atop her flying carpet! Am sailing around Mohicanland today, checking up on the doin's of her general citizenry. It's a quiet day in Lake Woebegone, my home town...whoooooooooooops! Wait! That's something else, altogether! Let me just say things are suspiciously quiet around the countryside today...could this be the calm before the storm? I espied Miss Marcia lugging a basketful of peaches into her kitchen awhile ago...shortly thereafter, the delicious aroma of her famous Peach Cobbler began wafting from her open windows. Must be cooking up some treats for this afternoon's little social.
She-Who-Tracks was seen down by the creek, pounding her leather shirt on a rock in a vain attempt to rid it of the smell of campfire smoke and bear grease that so pungently permeates it. Guess she wants to look at least a little spiffier for the tea party.
All's quite over to the Old Crone's wattle hut, save for the occasional plonk of another piece of wattle as it falls to the ground. Things haven't been nearly so spruce over thataway since Jeroboam Jones took off for parts unknown. Mayhap Old Crone is in the market for some hired help.
Miss Gaylee is in the process of decking herself out in her best afternoon-into-evening finery. My, don't she look grand, sartain!
All's quiet on the Poupee Front...nary a peep from Mme. Adrienne, but then she's rumored to be on a vacation in Can-Tuck-ee, or parts thereabout.
Yoo-hoooooooo, Miss Katie! Put down that needle and thread, now, and grab your best summer frock! Miss Marcia refuses to have a tea party without YOU! And this is one you don't want to miss, Miss, as I, Sassy Soothsayer, am bringing in a leetle taste of heaven I found while visiting Cousin MMMMarcia down south last year. She called it tea-keela, and it's jest about splendiferous when mixed with lemonade, and chilled down in the ice house.
And speaking of splendiferous, it's about time for Sassy to head home and change into her party duds, herself! *zzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiipp*
*whooooooooooooooooooooosh* (Boy, Ol' Purple can turn on a dime, doncha know!)
See you all at Miss Marcia's! Plan to party hearty!
Yours Most Enchantingly,
The Sassy Soothsayer a/k/a Mme. Claire Voyant
Motto: Come On, Baby, Let The Good Times Roll!
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