Posted by Miss Marcia on July 26, 1999 at 14:20:08:
Miss Marcia, muttering to herself again, "Whew! Churning clunks of ice and limes together's pretty hard work! Maybe I need a little sip of this here concoction to cool me down a bit...*sluuuuuuurp*...that's muuuuch better! hehe...don't I look a sight down here in the dark ol' ice house, churning away to make these Margie-Ritas. Daggum hair keeps fallin' in my eyes, though...I'll just tie this apron around my head to keep it back...*wrap, tug, tie, tie*...oh my, yes! That does help a bit. *Churn, churn, churn, clump, clank, stir, churn*....Goodness! I'm working up SUCH a thirst!! I'll take another leetle sip here...I need to see if it's working, anyway... *SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPPPPPPP!!!!!* Oh, YEAH! I think this is working, all right! Whoooo-eeeeeeeee! I don' know who Margie-Rita was, but she must be some hot patootie to get a drink like THIS named after her!
"Whoooooops...I plumb forgot, this drink is supposed to have some kinda salt served with it, or in it, or on it, or something. Mebbee I'll just float this hunk of saltlick in there...gives it a nice, decorative effect, bobbin' around in the churn like that. And, of course, any change in the recipe calls for another taste test...*UNBELIEVABLY HUGE SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPPPP followed by UNBELIEVABLY HUGE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!*
"Oh, my, 'shcuse me! *giggle* Ladies don' do shtuff like that, do they? *teehee* Better get thish ol' churnful of Margiewhozeee's back up to the housh. *drag, stumble, lurch, pant, pant* Gotten pretty heavy with all the ice an' all...think maybe I'll just resh a bit here in thish dark, cool shpot...another liddle drinky here *guzzle, guzzle, glug, glug, glub*...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...*hic*......
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