Posted by Sassy Soothsayer on July 27, 1999 at 11:54:13:
In Reply to: Re: Message to Old Crone posted by Old Crone on July 27, 1999 at 11:12:54:
: Miss Marcia,
: Thankee kindly fer the invite. I'll have some extra keela in my tea-keela, if ya please. I cum home from a trek ta Virginny ta find yore pig loose and rootin' in my herb garden. I'll thankee ta get thet ole sow offen my property and pen her up. I rekon I'll need some help gettin' my a-bode fit ta live in agin.
: Old Crone
Dear Old Crone,
Sassy Soothsayer, here. Sorry to have to tell you that Miss Marcia is feeling a bit...shall we say...under the weather today, after her little...umm...er...EPISODE...at yesterday's tea party. I'm sure you'll be hearing the stories from various sources later, as there were several shocked guests present to witness the strange events that unfolded. I understand Miss Gaylee has been visiting folks all morning, passing along HER version of what happened. I'm sure she can hardly WAIT to tell YOU!
However, rest assured that I will fly by & pick up Miss Marcia's pig later this afternoon, and fly her back to her sty at Miss Marcia's. I will also pass along your message to her, and I'm sure Miss Marcia will be much more careful in the future.
Do you need any help picking up fallen wattles and sticking them back on your wattle hut??? Dweebie Day-Lewis has been seen wandering around aimlessly lately (though how anyone can tell his AIMLESS wanderings from his USUAL wanderings is beyond ME!) and could use something to keep himself occupied and out of trouble. You want I should send him over???
Yours Most Enchantingly,
Sassy Soothsayer a/k/a Mme. Claire Voyant
Motto: Pirates in Mohicanland? When PIGS fly!!
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