Posted by Miss Gaylee Cooper on July 28, 1999 at 20:17:02:
Miss Marcia, that was just a remarkable DO you gave for us last evening. I must say, it was one of the most confusing parties I have ever been to, but then most things tend to confuse me anyway, so don't let it bother you. The Margie Ritas were spectacular!
I was most distressed by the precipitate exit of my poor kitten on the back of that flea-bitten hound! How in heaven's name was I to know that you had a vicious beast like that secreted in your back parlor? Our poor little Painter (such an artistic name, don't you think?) was obviously frightened half to death, and now I can't find her anywhere. She's such a delicate little thing and prone to nerves, I think. I have searched all around the library and up and down the street and even stopped in at Bumppo's Tavern to ask if anybody had seen her. Of course, not that THOSE ruffians would be any help. They just smirked and said to go ask Simon Girty, if I could find him. Can't imagine what they meant, but then they have no RESPECT for us feeble females and not a one even offered to help me search for little Painter. Whatever, shall I do? Do you think I ought to put a Lost and Found notice in The Courier?
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