Posted by Miss Gaylee Cooper on July 30, 1999 at 18:09:33:
In Reply to: Re: To Sheriff Twigg reThe Old Crone's New Digs posted by She Who Tracks on July 30, 1999 at 18:01:35:
: : Evenin', Bent!
: : What's this business about Dweebie-Day Lewis wantin' a room fer a hot tub in the new hut? I brought over a nice pile of wattles and was gettin' ready to line out a nice little square with the front door facin' north, and now he comes up with this pile o' wattles and says the hut's got to have an extra room fer a hot tub and it's got to face west to get the warm afternoon sun. What's a hot tub?
: : She Who Tracks
: Well, I don't know anything about any hot tub, but the scouts and I been working all day to ready some fine logs sos we can build The Old Crone a good tool shop out back. Shouldn't no house lack a tool shed, ye know. Actually, we got the base logs laid out facing north, ourselves, so the front door is going to have to go on the other side. So yer just going to have to move those wattles somewhere else.
No, no, no, no, NO BOYS! You just move those logs around to the other side right now! I went to the Dutch Trader this afternoon and ordered a lovely pane of real glass for a picture window, and it's got to face north, because that's where the mountains are, and if you go and build a stupid old tool shed onto the cabin, it's going to look like a barn instead of a gracious residence, and I absolutely won't allow it - NO!
Miss Marcia! MISS MARCIA! Tell them the Old Crone HAS to have a picture window!
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