Posted by Bent Twigg on July 30, 1999 at 19:25:05:
In Reply to: Re: To Sheriff Twigg reThe Old Crone's New Digs & A Reply to Miss Gaylee posted by Miss Marcia on July 30, 1999 at 18:34:17:
: Miss Gaylee wrote:
: : Miss Marcia! MISS MARCIA! Tell them the Old Crone HAS to have a picture window!
: My Dear Miss Gaylee,
: *ahem, ahem...deep breath, here* "PICTURE WINDOW, SCHMICTURE WINDOW!!" When's Ol' Crone gonna have time to sit around starin' at the view? What this wattle hut REALLY needs is a large, lovely eat-in kitchen with a formal dining area off to the east side, right behind the great room, and a little to the front of the spacious rear deck and barbecue area. Now, I see a bay window in the dining room, dahling, and a simply DEE-vine crystal chandelier over the mahogany table there. Why, won't Old Crone be able to give the most lovely dinner parties THEN! And DINNER, my dear, is what makes the world go 'round...NOT picture windows with VIEWS!!
: Yours Most Graciously,
: Miss Marcia
Dear Miss Marcia,
With all due respect, Sweetpea, we got a two foot pile of wattles here and fifteen logs of twelve different lengths, due to Dweebie Day's lack o' practice in measurin' things. I suspect we aren't exactly lookin' at a front and a back parlor and a snug little addition for the servants' quarters.
ANY OF YOU MEN REMEMBER TO PICK UP ANY NAILS?
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