Posted by Birdie on August 04, 1999 at 12:47:41:
In Reply to: Re: The Green-Eyed Monster in Mohicanland posted by Jo on August 04, 1999 at 07:04:12:
: Time?? Time???? And what I thought birdies got up early!!!!!
: And how long has Goody Tewshoes been staring...speaking of time!!! And at what again??
*ahem...chirp...la, la, la...chirp...mi, mi, mi*
"Does anybody really know what time it is?
Does anybody really care?...hum, hum, chirp"
OK, HorseLady...lissen up! That Silly Twit Goody Tewshoes has been staring, staring, STARING at Old Crone's newly remodled WATTLE HUT! Shake the sand outten yer ears, kiddo! She came out on the stoop to do her laundry yesterday about 9:00am (who KNOWS what time that be in Californy) and didn't move for the better part of 24 hours! Just stared! In a glarin', pea-green-with-envy kinda way. Finally, late this morning, I noticed she had snapped out of her trance, and gone into her hovel. Shortly thereafter, I heard a whole buncha caterwaulin' an' shoutin' an' language that leads me to believe Good Tewshoes ain't so good as she'd have us think! Now it's silent as the tomb in there, but upon flyin' down to her windersill an' peekin' in, I can see she's up to no good, still! She's pacin' up an' down the dirt floor, and muttering to herself. I'm tellin' ya, somebody better warn Old Crone to watch out. Mayhap a big, mean ol' yard dog is what OC needs...just in case anyone (and you KNOW who I mean) should come slinkin' about with damage on her DEE-ranged mind! What some folks can't have, they sets out to be sartain no one else can have, either!
Oh, me...*chirp*...what has been unleashed in Mohicanland? *worried chirp, here*
Back to my branch for a nap,now!
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