Posted by Sassy Soothsayer on August 07, 1999 at 10:18:49:
Yo, She! SHE??? Where the heck are you, She? You are needed here in Mohicanland! That rascal Simon Girty has been seen conferrin' with Goody Tewshoes, who apparently has "issues" with Old Crone and her newly designed wattle hut. The aforementioned Mr. G has also been seen plotting & planning some kind of mischief or other with his Shawnee cronies! Can you find out what's up? Methinks it's an ill wind that blows Girty & his band our way! Call Sheriff Twigg! Call Marshall Art!! Do some of your famous scouting and rally the troops, if necessary! Your take on the matter is of utmost importance. Don't make me pull out my TEA LEAVES and do this all myself.
REPEAT: You are needed in Mohicanland! HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!
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