Re: Smoke Signal to She-Who-Tracks

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Posted by She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine on August 07, 1999 at 13:56:37:

In Reply to: Smoke Signal to She-Who-Tracks posted by Sassy Soothsayer on August 07, 1999 at 10:18:49:

: Yo, She! SHE??? Where the heck are you, She? You are needed here in Mohicanland! That rascal Simon Girty has been seen conferrin' with Goody Tewshoes, who apparently has "issues" with Old Crone and her newly designed wattle hut. The aforementioned Mr. G has also been seen plotting & planning some kind of mischief or other with his Shawnee cronies! Can you find out what's up? Methinks it's an ill wind that blows Girty & his band our way! Call Sheriff Twigg! Call Marshall Art!! Do some of your famous scouting and rally the troops, if necessary! Your take on the matter is of utmost importance. Don't make me pull out my TEA LEAVES and do this all myself.

: REPEAT: You are needed in Mohicanland! HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!

: Yours Enchantingly,
: Sassy Soothsayer

Dear Sassy,

Forgive me for bein' so behindtimes in answerin' yer call for assistance. My situation is this: Ye know The Old Crone has been doctorin' Hector with a view to getting the last hurrah outten him with respect to continuin' his noble line of houndage. Well, seems The Old Crone knows what she is about, sartain! A week or so ago Hector opened his right eye, and the next day he opened his left eye, and then both ears started to wiggle. First thing ye know he was standin' on all four legs without leanin' against anything at all, and shortly arter that he come to friskin' around the cabin like a young pup. On Monday he snuk out of the door of the cabin and found his way over to Mizz Tewshoes cabin and took a fancy to that she-dog that Mizz Tewshoes keeps. I think there was some goings on that I won't describe, but meantime, them two hounds in their playfulness chewed up a pile of laundry that Mizz Tewshoes had just finished boilin' and poundin'. Then Hector took off in the woods with Mizz Tewshoes' lady hound, and I'm bound to go fetch the two of 'em and bring 'em back.

Meanwhile, Mizz Tewshoes wants to know iff'n that potion The Old Crone uses just works on dogs. Mebbe ye could enlighten her afore I get back.

She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine

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