Re: For Doc Mary

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Posted by Doctor Mary on August 23, 1999 at 10:09:02:

How easy it is for some people to make jokes about one of the
most serious health crises in Mohicanland today ...yes, I'm
talking about Loinclothus Chafitus Ouchus Syndrome, known
generally by it's more popular designation -- Loincloth BooBoo.
How many, how many otherwise strapping, ripply-muscled, long-
haired male subjects has Doctor Mary seen in her practice,
weeping and tremblng in fear and shame as they exposed their
inner thighs to her intense and steely professional gaze and
ministrations? How many have endured the only known treatments
of ice packs and a brisk spanking? But now Doctor Mary is pleased
and proud to announce that while there is currently no cure for
LBB, there is hope -- thanks to the Doctor Mary Loincloth BooBoo
Telethon for the benefit of Mary's Kids, which will be broadcast
from The Mohicanland Home For the Seriously Looney on the
upcoming Labor Day weekend. Please be generous and send lots
of money in small, nontraceable bills to Doctor Mary right
away...NO wampum, tools, mirrors, etc. With your help, all
of Doctor M's Kids can be outfitted with special Peekaboo
Loincloths from Fredericks of Albany. Thank you and God Bless.

Doctor Mary

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