Posted by Ms. E-Layne on August 23, 1999 at 13:52:10:
In Reply to: Re: For Doc Mary posted by Doctor Mary on August 23, 1999 at 12:34:46:
: : Doc Mary,
: : You haven't change one bit over the last year.....you are STILL completely looney, and clearly think more about things....well,
: : shall we say, intimate....than even I do. And I thought I WAS sick and obsessive about such subjects!
: : Here's a gift for you.....a special salve for your loincloth chafed wilderness heros of the rippling muscles.....I got the prime ingredient while down In Tijuana....Hispanic Flyus - guaranteed to produce results. Beneficial to both the administrator and the administree.
: : Bill R
: Dear Mr. Bill:
: YOU think obsessively about ripply-muscled men in loincloths
: too???? Does Betty know about this? You might need more help
: than Doctor Mary can give you at this point. You might have
: to be referred to my associate, Ms. E-Layne The Terrible.
: She'll straighten you out. I've got, you should pardon the
: expression, my hands full at the moment.
: Kiss! Kiss!
: Doctor M
Whoa, Doc! That was some itch pitch you did there. This isn't one of those camps for UNDER privileged kids, is it?
And it's about time you called on me for help. Anywho ... a cure for Mr. Bill. Hmmmmmmm ..... How about a loincloth toting, banjo playing, muscle ripping tour guide through 'Deliverance' country? That ought to cure whatever ails Mr. Bill right quick!
Glad to be of assistance.
Ms. E-Layne the Terrible
PS Bill - run!!!
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