Posted by Doctor M on August 23, 1999 at 14:49:15:
In Reply to: Message for Dr. Mary posted by Sassy Soothsayer on August 23, 1999 at 14:27:01:
: Dear Dr. M...
: Bein' Miss Marcia's E-vile twin sister, it's a fact that she and I don't always agree, doncha know...BUT!...be that as it may, I ain't about to sit still while you call my own flesh and blood an "OLD POOT!" You are heretofore and wherewithall and other long, compound legal-type phrases put on notice that a retraction and a public apology is being requested, nay... DEMANDED...from you at once! *Sassy, screaming and kicking dirt in Dr. Mary's general DI-rection, "TAKE IT BACK, TAKE IT BACK, OR I'LL TELL MY OL' MAN ON YER!"*
: And further, be advised that if'n a platter of Miss Marcia's Homemade Downhome Fuu-uuudge should appear on your doorstep, outta the blue, like, you'd best think twice about tastin' it. I see in my crystal ball that Miss Marcia's pretty upset about that remark, herself. She has been seen mutterin' "Who's that fool Doctor callin' OLD???" whilst stirring some unusual looking ingredients into her fuu-uuudge pot...it would appear she's makin' up a batch "special" just for you, if you get my drift.
: That there apology had better be forthcomin' mighty quickly! Don't say you wasn't warned!
Did I say an "old poot?" I meant an old NEWT!! Or maybe
COOT! Or ZOOT SUIT!! Heh! Heh! Heh!
As for your cheap threats....YAAAWWWWNNNN!
PS And the fuuu--uudge?? Fuggeddabautit. I have my own
personal food-taster in residence. Right, Rich? Yoo hoo!!
Richfed!!! Where are youuuuu???
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