Posted by Bill R on August 23, 1999 at 15:42:20:
In Reply to: Re: For Doc Mary posted by Doctor M on August 23, 1999 at 15:00:41:
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: : : : : Doc Mary,
: : : : : You haven't change one bit over the last year.....you are STILL completely looney, and clearly think more about things....well,
: : : : : shall we say, intimate....than even I do. And I thought I WAS sick and obsessive about such subjects!
: : : : : Here's a gift for you.....a special salve for your loincloth chafed wilderness heros of the rippling muscles.....I got the prime ingredient while down In Tijuana....Hispanic Flyus - guaranteed to produce results. Beneficial to both the administrator and the administree.
: : : : : Bill R
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: : : : Dear Mr. Bill:
: : : : YOU think obsessively about ripply-muscled men in loincloths
: : : : too???? Does Betty know about this? You might need more help
: : : : than Doctor Mary can give you at this point. You might have
: : : : to be referred to my associate, Ms. E-Layne The Terrible.
: : : : She'll straighten you out. I've got, you should pardon the
: : : : expression, my hands full at the moment.
: : : : Kiss! Kiss!
: : : : Doctor M
: : : Whoa, Doc! That was some itch pitch you did there. This isn't one of those camps for UNDER privileged kids, is it?
: : : And it's about time you called on me for help. Anywho ... a cure for Mr. Bill. Hmmmmmmm ..... How about a loincloth toting, banjo playing, muscle ripping tour guide through 'Deliverance' country? That ought to cure whatever ails Mr. Bill right quick!
: : : Glad to be of assistance.
: : : Ms. E-Layne the Terrible
: : : PS Bill - run!!!
: : You betcha. Just as fast as my stubby legs can carry me. Deliver me from Deliverance, please dear God. *feeling like he is in a dream running running running on a Sticky Linen tarred road and getting nowhere*
: : Somebody should STUDY you folks! I mean, what kind of depraved mind comes up with these things? That was just too too low a shot.....I mean, every man's fear come to life....go innocently rafting down some damn river and three or four inbred, toothless, smelly ignorant ridge-runners make a pass at you? *shudders*
: : Would rather die. Would rather burn for Huron entertainment.
: : Ugh. I will have nightmares now for a week, thenk you veddy much Elaine.
: : Bill R
: Hmmmm...now don't dismiss those inbred. toothless, smelly,
: ignorant ridge-runners out of hand, Mr. Bill. I mean,
: they need love too! Besides, you've just described most
: of my relatives!!!
: Doctor M
Just more fodder for my nightmares. If those ridge boys need love, I'll send em your way. Surely they would rather some lively demented doc in a bunny suit than some sweaty, chubby, stubby legged old gunsmith, doncha think? And....if there be relatives among them, I hear from Jeff Foxworthy that is all to the better. Least wise you won't have to go to any more family reunions looking for dates, eh?
Besides which, I though your relatives were Bugs, Mr Easter Rabbit, and that tall lanky Harvey - all 6 foot of him.
Bill R *still looking over his shoulder and paddling down that river for all he is worth*
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