Posted by Miss Marcia on August 24, 1999 at 19:39:49:
In Reply to: Mohicanland wiped out? posted by Bill R on August 24, 1999 at 14:19:26:
: Hey! What happened? Did the Huron wipe out the LOTM village.
: Well my gosh, even the Old Poot hasn't posted today, nor have we heard from that wascally wabbit Mary.
: Well, okay, maybe Mary is at her family reunion.....good luck Mary on finding yourself a date there!
: And maybe Miss MMMMMMMarcia is still working on whipping up that special batch of FUUUDDGGE for Doc Mary....hey Marcia! Want some of my coumadin? You know what coumadin's base chemical is doncha?
: Rat poison so they say. Should be a fair addition for that special batch you are working on.....you old poot you.
: Bill R
My Dear Mr. R,
Goodness me, but I've been busy these last few days, a-bakin', an' a-boilin', an' a-stirrin', an' a-fryin', and just generally tryin' to keep the vittles a-cookin' in my DownHome Kitchen. So sorry not to have been more sociable, but sometimes a body's just got to get some work done, doncha know. And thanks everso for the offer of that there coumadin, but my E-vile twin sister, Sassy, has brought me over a whole fistful of spotted cowbane leaves, in case I want to make up a batch of **special** fuu-uuudge for that smarty-pants upstart, the so-called "Doctor" Mary! (In case you aren't a follower of botanicals an' such, spotted cowbane is a relative of the deadly nightshade, and packs a real deadly KICK!)
Old Poot, indeed! That addle-brained quack had best watch her backside! I don't take lightly to that kind o' slanderous talk! I may be a genteel lady an' all, but I got a few tricks up my sleeve that might raise a few eyebrows here and there. You don't have an E-vile twin sister like Sassy, without learnin' a bit o' mischief, doncha know!
Yours Most Graciously,
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