Posted by Bill R a-waddlin some more on August 26, 1999 at 13:15:35:
In Reply to: Re: Old Hoot and Old Poot posted by Sassy Soothsayer on August 26, 1999 at 12:02:34:
: Old Coot wrote:
: : You are right of course. Poot belongs to your sister. So what shall we call you, hmmmm? Lessee, how about Old Scoot, for the way you scoot around that cauldron of yours, or how about Old Newt for the disgusting things you put INTO that cauldron of yours, or how about Old Toot for that horn of yours you are always tootin'? I am of course, to be Old Coot. So that would make it, amongst the elders (and MY you ARE Elder are you not?)
: : Hoot, Poot, Coot and Toot.
: Well...mayhap Old Toot ain't so bad...bein' as how I've been known to go off on one now and agin, if you get my drift. But you're not out o' jeopardy just yet, ya know...Miss Marcia's still not too pleased with that Old Poot designation. And that batch of fuu-uuudge she made up special for Doctor Mary was a double batch, I believe, so there's plenty extra to send your way, should she take a notion to fix YOUR wagon, as well as the Doc's! Me oh my! What's an Old Coot to do, eh?
: PS: And you'll WATCH that ELDER business, if you know what's good for ye!
Well now Sassy, I cannot resist saying this - even if it stirs up the ire of both MM and her E-vile twin sister.....it is just TOO
Listen Toots, you and that Old Pootie can kiss this Old Cootie's Patootie!
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