Posted by Bill R on August 27, 1999 at 14:17:58:
In Reply to: Re: Asking Doc Mary Re: The Patriot??!! posted by E Layne on August 27, 1999 at 13:28:28:
: : And Ms E. the T, I feel sure we were sisters in some
: : evil, depraved coven in a past life.
: : Doctor M
: Oh yes! That's right ... depravity in a magik coven. That does ring a sinister bell.
: Say, what's with this Rookie guy? He keeps asking that WE be studied! Remember the last wood loving gnome that tried that?
: We have him nicely preeeeeserved in foam-aldee-hide.
: So, Mohicanland Gunsmith, ya wanna play the odds?
: Ms E the T
Okay Ms E-clair. You've obviously been up in them there mountains too long. Time you ended your role as the motivation for the E-clair Witch Project and came down onto the Piedmont.
You have just been up in them NC mountains TOO long.
You know the Piedmont right? Where the land is flat, the soil is rich and dark, and the women have all their teeth? Nary a couch on the lawn anywheres. People even have shoes! More than one pair some say.
Gnome? Did you call me gnome? Well, better than being called Fairy I guess.....
OOOooooooooooooh. I'm so FRIGHTENED! The evil witch sisters are gonna cast a spell on me. Oh my oh dear whatever will I do? Why does a vision come to mind of Bett Midler and her inept sisters
in that movie, Spellbound was it? Snark snark guffaw snort.
Bill (the Gnome) R *sounds like I oughta be taking bets or something - sounds like a bookie. hmmm Rookie the bookie, Gnome of OTB otherwise known as Old Toots Betting.*
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