Posted by Doctor M on August 27, 1999 at 14:28:52:
In Reply to: The E-clair Witch Project posted by Bill R on August 27, 1999 at 14:17:58:
: : : And Ms E. the T, I feel sure we were sisters in some
: : : evil, depraved coven in a past life.
: : : Doctor M
: : Oh yes! That's right ... depravity in a magik coven. That does ring a sinister bell.
: : Say, what's with this Rookie guy? He keeps asking that WE be studied! Remember the last wood loving gnome that tried that?
: : We have him nicely preeeeeserved in foam-aldee-hide.
: : So, Mohicanland Gunsmith, ya wanna play the odds?
: : Ms E the T
: Okay Ms E-clair. You've obviously been up in them there mountains too long. Time you ended your role as the motivation for the E-clair Witch Project and came down onto the Piedmont.
: You have just been up in them NC mountains TOO long.
: You know the Piedmont right? Where the land is flat, the soil is rich and dark, and the women have all their teeth? Nary a couch on the lawn anywheres. People even have shoes! More than one pair some say.
: Gnome? Did you call me gnome? Well, better than being called Fairy I guess.....
: OOOooooooooooooh. I'm so FRIGHTENED! The evil witch sisters are gonna cast a spell on me. Oh my oh dear whatever will I do? Why does a vision come to mind of Bett Midler and her inept sisters
: in that movie, Spellbound was it? Snark snark guffaw snort.
: Bill (the Gnome) R *sounds like I oughta be taking bets or something - sounds like a bookie. hmmm Rookie the bookie, Gnome of OTB otherwise known as Old Toots Betting.*
Hmmmmm...I see...I see Betty walking out on the lawn early
Saturday morning...she hears...what? A little teeny weeny
itsy bitsy voice coming from *GASP!!!* a large spider
web just in front of her! "heellllppp meeee! heellllpppp meee!"
heh heh heh.
Old Toots Betting -- is that the sequel to Good Will Hunting???
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