Posted by E Layne on August 27, 1999 at 23:13:53:
In Reply to: Re: PS posted by Canadian Trader on August 27, 1999 at 22:23:38:
: : : Oh, this sounds like a lot of fun!!! Am I permitted to cast a few spells too??? In return I can offer you one of my best brooms!!! I promise that no waddling gunsmith will ever catch you..
: : : She Who Loves To Trade
: : Oh for Pete's sake. What is this? All of a sudden like the air is filled with loonies on brooms. Kinda like a demented version of Hitchcock's The Birds, only more sinister while more comical.
: : Watch out you you broom-powered loonie tunes.....there ain't no stop signs or traffic lights in the sky ya know (OUCH, THAT must have hurt! Never seen a five witch pile up afore.)
: : Seems SOMEBODY watched the old (well of course it was the OLD - what else would it be given the source?) version of The Fly recently.
: : Come, come. A good witch must at least have an imagination!
: : Is that the best you can come up with girls? Ha!
: : The only webs around here are the cobwebs in you old babe's brains.
: : Bill R
: : *laughing to himself at the vision of E-Clair the Terrible on her broom, Canadian Trader on her musket, and Doc Mary on her vacuum cleaner*
: Well, Bill.. I think you sound..BEWITCHED.....
: Perhaps you'll DREAM OF JEANNIE tonight or better yet..THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK...
: Sweet dreams...
Pay no attention to the Rookie. He's been wandering Gnome Man's Land WAY too long! Cast away! Why not give the gunsmith a very, very, VERY bad rash! Or maybe do him in - lock, stock, & barrel! Ha ha ha! Sorry, Rookie - I promise - no more gunner jokes. But hey - you know me, I shoot straight from the hip!!! Ooops! Pardon - I just can't seem to bite the bullet. Ha ha! Sorry, Gunsmith - I just blow me away. Ooops! There I go again. Okay, okay - just fire away & let me have it. Or how about a cease fire? (Ah - the things I do to amuse myself .... )
I promise to leave you alone. You've got all the trials & tribulations you can handle in the lovely, if not depraved, form of Doctor Mary.
When can I have my broom, CT? I may just have to sweep the blazing cobwebs out of cybersky.
A five witch pile-up indeed.
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