Posted by Doctor M on August 31, 1999 at 10:01:05:
In Reply to: Re: Dream on ... posted by Bill R on August 30, 1999 at 21:47:04:
: : : Excuuuuuse me for dropping in so soon but I have a thing or two to say;
: : I did NOT engage in any "touchie-feelie" stuff this weekend. Or any other time, for that matter. So save your group hugs for the next Huron War Party. I don't do touchie-feelie/warm & fuzzy, got it?
: : : E
: : Thank goodness,
: : I thought it was a case of mass hysteria, or Doc Mary's been at the Lydia Pinkham's again. I expected Captain Kirk to jump out from behind a bush, giving an overacted rendition of "Hawkeye, this can't be happening, unless we have somehow been transported to an alternate universe." Suggest we use Billy as bait to see if there are any French and their allies lurking about.
: : Har de har,
: : Victoria
: They wouldn't have me. I'm too ugly, too fat, and smell too bad.
: No decent scalp to take, and unable to tote loads since surgery.
: They might leave me stay as I lay, but that's about it.
: Bill R
Oh, Mr. Patootie-Head, that is SO untrue. It is well-known that
the Hurons just love little smelly wood gnomes -- they stand
them in their gardens right next to the pink flamingos!
Suburban Hurons also find them handy to hold cunning wee
lanterns at the tops of their driveways.
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