Posted by Gnome and his lawyer on August 31, 1999 at 14:37:59:
In Reply to: Re: Dream on ... posted by Victoria on August 31, 1999 at 14:29:17:
: : : : Oh, Mr. Patootie-Head, that is SO untrue. It is well-known that
: : : : the Hurons just love little smelly wood gnomes -- they stand
: : : : them in their gardens right next to the pink flamingos!
: : : : Suburban Hurons also find them handy to hold cunning wee
: : : : lanterns at the tops of their driveways.
: : think it can be solved by threading a stick through a
: : teensy little wood gnome, poking it into the ground so
: : he stands upright, and having him frantically flap his
: : itty bitty arms and legs at the avian intruders.
: : Dr. M
: Cher M,
: All kinds of clever usages can be found for L'artificier Anglais, n'est pas? Yard ornaments are so au courant, though. Perhaps R & E could start up another line of businesss and stock them in the Mohicanland souvenier shop.
: Gotta run,
Well dandy! Another voice heard from. Well fine, if you are gonna start up a whole line of Gnome items, then my lawyer here will work out a contract with you guys. I want a percentage of this venture if you are gonna use my likeness and such. *pouting - and nobody can pout like a Gnome*
A patently infringed upon Gnome
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