Posted by Bill R on August 31, 1999 at 19:45:25:
In Reply to: Re: Dream on ... DEATHS! posted by Rich on August 31, 1999 at 17:50:28:
: I don't know, Bill, but I think you might be challenging Soldier #2 for the title, "Most LOTM-related Deaths"! You've suffered, certainly, the most SEVERE deaths! I mean Soldier #2 has nothing on you in THAT regard! He only had to fight HURONS!
Yeah aint that the truth. And here I am a kindly, inoffensive,
industrious, light-hearted little gnome going about my woodcrafting and minding my own business with nary an impolite word for anyone - not even Old Hoot Poopie-Head Doc Mary of the Weird Ways and E-vile disposition!
Well good thing about Gnomes is they are magical. WE have many lives and guises. Hehehe And many tricks up our sleeves for those who would hurt Gnomedom.
Who's friggin idea was that stick up the bum anyways? Doc Mary?
Geez, who does she think she is - Vlad the Impaler?
Go suck blood Doc, you friggin night creature you!
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