Posted by Doctor M on September 11, 1999 at 12:24:45:
In Reply to: Re: Gnome, Gnome On The Range posted by Gnorman Gnome on September 11, 1999 at 12:10:28:
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: : : HARUMPH!
: : Cool packbasket, Wood Gnome! But .... after seeing what cruelty has been inflicted upon you by these anti-gnome extremists, EVEN I take pity upon you & regret I ever first revealed your gnomish birth to the public eye. How could I anticipate such a revelation would immediately unleash such a vicious, iGNOrant, iGNOminious assault from the iGNObility? Such intolerance & stereotyped character defamation may even qualify charges under the Hate Crime laws. Think about it. It may be the Gnomey way to gnome ... I mean, the only way to go.
: : Put your foot down! Tell them, "Gnome more!" or ... be a Gnomad???
: Why thank you Elaine! That is very sensitive and compassionate of you. Since you support Gnomedom so readily and so well, we would like to adopt you into our warrior clan of Gnomes. Our totem is a vicious rabbit with long, pointy teeth. Our motto is
: Gnomercy Given, Gnome Recieved. We meet on every 5th Tuesday of the month.
: Gnorman
Oh, you pathetic, vertically-challenged, trusting fool!!! You
think E the Terrible stoops to be on your side? Sure, go
to her! See her beckon you with a warm welcoming smile
on one hand, while she hides her large wooden Gnome-Whacker
behind her back with the other! Go ahead! Make her day, Gnome-
punk!
Doctor M