Posted by Doctor M on September 11, 1999 at 13:50:10:
In Reply to: GnomeMore Off Topic posted by Bill R on September 11, 1999 at 13:09:05:
: Anybody coming to this board of late must think they have hit a bad link. They surely most think they have fallen upon an enchanted forest site, and wonder WHAT became of Last of the Mohicans.
: I am sure they didn't come here to read about the last of the gnomeecans. Repeat after me. Mohicans. Mohicans. Mohicans.
: Perhaps this enchanting, all-gnomeing, kindly, industrious wood gnome should get back to his shop in the woods. Let some Hurons come out of the woods and be recognized. Maybe even *gasp* Hawkeye or Ching or Uncas would appear.
: Little folk appear to be a tad unappreciated by some around here.
: Fools. Don't they know we can cause all KINDS of mischief if mistreated?
: Woody Gnome
With apologies to Neil Sedaka--
Don't take my gnome
Away from me
Whoever will we pick on
If not he?
To Mohicanland we'll e'er be true
But new stuff is so hard to do!!
Besides, if we didn't post on a slooowww Saturday, who would?
Kids wanting us to do their papers on...what was it last
week? James Fenimore Cropper??? LOL!! Well, ok. I'll be
good. I'll be good. Guide us, Richfed. Show us the way!
I was going to say "Show us the way to go gnome," but no.
PS One last thing to Gnomie -- you want to know what a
Gnome Whacker is? Talk to Ms. E. She has a .357
Gnome Whacker that will take your head clean off!
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