Posted by Sheriff Twigg on September 14, 1999 at 19:23:48:
You're never gonna believe what I just saw! I figured since the wind was comin' up so strong, and the water seemed to be collectin' somewhat in the streets, I'd just go down to the river bank to check on how high the river was risin'. Well, I get down to the bank, and what do I see but some lone gal floatin' along on a big raft, lookin' for all the world like she's havin' the time of her life. I hailed her to get to safety, so she poles that raft up within shoutin' distance and yells, "I come to rescue you. Where can I p'ark my ark?" And then she has the GAUL to say to me, "What a l'ark! Have you seen the red man?"
'Scuse me, Sachem - with all due respect, what have we done to deserve this?
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