Posted by Guert Ten Eyke on September 15, 1999 at 21:21:13:
In Reply to: Re: Happy BDay JFC??? And a crime in Mohicanland! posted by Miss Marcia on September 15, 1999 at 19:54:36:
: Gayle wrote:
: : I think we should all meet over at JFC Fast Foods tonight for a celebratory dinner and party. Surely there is somebody's dinner we could order in a hurry.
: *mi, mi, mi...ahem...la, la,la...
: "Someone's in the kitchen with Marcia,
: Someone's in the kitchen, I kno-o-o-ow,
: someone's in the kitchen, with Maaaaaaaaaar-cia,
: Strummin' on the ol' banjo..."
: la, la, la*
: "Oh, me...I DO think my fresh possum turnovers I left cooling on the winda sill are going to hit the spot with the folks who stop by my Famous DownHome Kitchen for dinner tonight! Ummmm-uuuuummmm! I can JUST taste those mouth-watering little possum-and-scallion filled pastries already! Better go check & see if they're ready for me to put on the servin' platter, yet...*la, la, la*
: "ACK! SHRIEK!!!! SOMEONE DONE STOLE MY POSSUM TURNOVERS CLEAN OFFA THIS WINDA SILL!!!! Why, if I get my hands on the low-down, sneakin', rascal that did this, I'll wring his neck and serve up HIS gizzard for tonight's meal, instead!!
: "Sherrif Twigg, Sherrif Twigg!!!! Where be ye?? A crime's done been committed!!!"
: Miss Marcia
GOOD JOB, BOYS! Just bring that platter right on in the kitchen here, and set it down over there on that deal table. Those possum turnovers will just hit the spot for those bizarre literary types having the birthday party for some author that kept writing about a guy named Eaglebeak, or whatever. Can't believe they're going to drink a toast with buttermilk. Fortunate that Miss Gaylee had some cooling in her springhouse this afternoon, or we couldn't have filled out the menu. Now I suppose they're going to ask for separate checks, too!
Guert Ten Eyke
JFC Fast Foods
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