Re: The Ark in the D'ark

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: : : : : : Gnome, you seen anything of that raft that was moored here under the trees last night?

: : : : : : Bent Twigg 

: : : : : Hey don't ask ME.  I gots enough troubles with this stupid acorn boat somebody put me in!  Ya ever try to steer a ROUND boat?  Aint no bow nor stern to go by.  I am gettin a mite dizzy spinning around in this here darn thang.  And I sure could use a potion of something for motion sickness!  

: : : : : Gnome

: : : : Bonjour, very little person.  I'm sorry I bumped into your little bitty boat.  Didn't mean to run you under my keel.  Here, let me help you aboard the ark, and I'll dry you off and give you a sip of cognac to warm you after your dunking in that cold, nasty water. It certainly seems to have worked wonders for the old lady in the wattle hut!

: : : : Jeanne D'Arc  

: : : Oolala.  Now that's French hospitality!  *smacking lips*.  you call this what?  Cone yak?  good stuff.  Got any more?

: : : Hey, you're a hot little number there Jeanne.  No, I mean you are a HOT little number......coupla embers still smoldering on your tunic there.  Your shoes too.  

: : : Gnome

: : Hot? Embers?  EMBERS?  Screeeeeeeeech!

: :  *SPLASH!*

: *trying to contain laughter and losing battle*

: Oh My!  Oh Dear!  Jeanne?  Jeanne dear?  Here, grab my hand?

: Oops.....arrggh.  SPLASH *Gnome falls in forgetting the simple question or weight ratios......a four ounce sparrow cannot carry a 2 lb coconut, and a 15 lb Gnome cannot help a slim maiden of
: 98 bls out of the water.


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