Posted by Shagrinned Gnome on September 16, 1999 at 22:04:31:
In Reply to: Re: The Ark in the D'ark posted by Jeanne D'Arc on September 16, 1999 at 20:17:39:
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: : : : : Gnome, you seen anything of that raft that was moored here under the trees last night?
: : : : : Bent Twigg
: : : : Hey don't ask ME. I gots enough troubles with this stupid acorn boat somebody put me in! Ya ever try to steer a ROUND boat? Aint no bow nor stern to go by. I am gettin a mite dizzy spinning around in this here darn thang. And I sure could use a potion of something for motion sickness!
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: : : Bonjour, very little person. I'm sorry I bumped into your little bitty boat. Didn't mean to run you under my keel. Here, let me help you aboard the ark, and I'll dry you off and give you a sip of cognac to warm you after your dunking in that cold, nasty water. It certainly seems to have worked wonders for the old lady in the wattle hut!
: : : Jeanne D'Arc
: : Oolala. Now that's French hospitality! *smacking lips*. you call this what? Cone yak? good stuff. Got any more?
: : Hey, you're a hot little number there Jeanne. No, I mean you are a HOT little number......coupla embers still smoldering on your tunic there. Your shoes too.
: : Gnome
: Hot? Embers? EMBERS? Screeeeeeeeech!
*trying to contain laughter and losing battle*
Oh My! Oh Dear! Jeanne? Jeanne dear? Here, grab my hand?
Oops.....arrggh. SPLASH *Gnome falls in forgetting the simple question or weight ratios......a four ounce sparrow cannot carry a 2 lb coconut, and a 15 lb Gnome cannot help a slim maiden of
98 bls out of the water.
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