Posted by Jeroboam Jones on September 18, 1999 at 10:40:41:
In Reply to: Message to Sassy Soothsayer posted by Miss Marcia on September 17, 1999 at 19:11:04:
: Yooooo-hooooooo...Saaaaaaassy? We need your help here at my DownHome Kitchen, girl! Could you fly on up, and bring along any extra carpets, towels, blankies and the like? We got us a heap o' SOAKIN' WET critters up here! There's two-leggers, and four-leggers, and even SIX-leggers! They're all a-coughin' and a-splutterin', and I'm tryin' my best to get some hot tea or a bit of buttered rum down their half-drowned throats. But something to dry 'em all off and wrap 'em all up in would be real good. There's a whole lotta shakin' goin' on around here, and a good bit o' shiverin', too!
: Gotta run! Here comes my Main Squeeze, Benton, with another fishnet full of soggy bees! Hurry on over, PUH-leeeeeeze!!!
: Yours Frantically,
: Miss Marcia
(Splutter! splutter!) Dang, but I'm drownded and drenched! Hope all those poor little buzzin' bees survived. I took note o' yer call to Miz Sassy. Fine woman, she is. I need a potion (or Miz Sassy) to warm me up--and I need some dry clothes. And where are them bees with my mead? (But some rum'd be 'ppreciated 'bout now.)
Has anyone seen Miz Crone and ole Dobbin?
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