Re: Message to Sassy Soothsayer

Posted by Jeroboam Jones on September 18, 1999 at 10:40:41:

In Reply to: Message to Sassy Soothsayer posted by Miss Marcia on September 17, 1999 at 19:11:04:

: Yooooo-hooooooo...Saaaaaaassy? We need your help here at my DownHome Kitchen, girl! Could you fly on up, and bring along any extra carpets, towels, blankies and the like? We got us a heap o' SOAKIN' WET critters up here! There's two-leggers, and four-leggers, and even SIX-leggers! They're all a-coughin' and a-splutterin', and I'm tryin' my best to get some hot tea or a bit of buttered rum down their half-drowned throats. But something to dry 'em all off and wrap 'em all up in would be real good. There's a whole lotta shakin' goin' on around here, and a good bit o' shiverin', too!

: Gotta run! Here comes my Main Squeeze, Benton, with another fishnet full of soggy bees! Hurry on over, PUH-leeeeeeze!!!

: Yours Frantically,
: Miss Marcia

Miz Marcia,

(Splutter! splutter!) Dang, but I'm drownded and drenched! Hope all those poor little buzzin' bees survived. I took note o' yer call to Miz Sassy. Fine woman, she is. I need a potion (or Miz Sassy) to warm me up--and I need some dry clothes. And where are them bees with my mead? (But some rum'd be 'ppreciated 'bout now.)

Has anyone seen Miz Crone and ole Dobbin?

Thankee kindly,

Jeroboam Jones

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: : Yooooo-hooooooo...Saaaaaaassy?  We need your help here at my DownHome Kitchen, girl!  Could you fly on up, and bring along any extra carpets, towels, blankies and the like?  We got us a heap o' SOAKIN' WET critters up here!  There's two-leggers, and four-leggers, and even SIX-leggers!  They're all a-coughin' and a-splutterin', and I'm tryin' my best to get some hot tea or a bit of buttered rum down their half-drowned throats.  But something to dry 'em all off and wrap 'em all up in would be real good.  There's a whole lotta shakin' goin' on around here, and a good bit o' shiverin', too!

: : Gotta run!  Here comes my Main Squeeze, Benton, with another fishnet full of soggy bees!  Hurry on over, PUH-leeeeeeze!!!

: : Yours Frantically,
: : Miss Marcia

: Miz Marcia,

: (Splutter! splutter!)  Dang, but I'm drownded and drenched! Hope all those poor little buzzin' bees survived. I took note o' yer call to Miz Sassy.  Fine woman, she is.  I need a potion (or Miz Sassy) to warm me up--and I need some dry clothes.  And where are them bees with my mead?  (But some rum'd be 'ppreciated 'bout now.) 

: Has anyone seen Miz Crone and ole Dobbin?

: Thankee kindly,

: Jeroboam Jones


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