Posted by Gnetted Gnome on September 20, 1999 at 15:04:20:
In Reply to: I Have Seen The Gnome Dance posted by Doctor M on September 20, 1999 at 13:42:33:
HUMPH! I thought it was a nice dance. Stubby arms and legs a-flailing all over, hat bouncing, all the little mushrooms dancing around in a circle, elephants in tu-tus. Guess you don't appreciate a dance unless it is composed of long, lean, muscular gents in loincloths (barely).
I'll have you gnome that at all the gnome cotillions I am all the rage with my slick dancing.
HUMPH! Shows what YOU know *kicks dust at her with stubby foot*
: ...and it's not a pretty sight, let me tell you. Fortunately,
: Doctor M borrowed a few tranquilizer darts and a cannon net
: from her good friend Marlin Perkins, so all is serene in
: Thank you, dear Richard. Doctor M would end up in the Mohicanland
: Rest Home For The Terminally Bizarre herself if she did not
: have this Board as a safety valve. Big wet ones to both you
: and the Terrible Ms. E.!!!
: Love always,
: Doctor M
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