Posted by Kate on September 23, 1999 at 20:29:11:
In Reply to: Re: A Birthday Proclamation for Mohicanland posted by Woody Gnome on September 23, 1999 at 13:15:06:
My Dear 'Woody',
Thank you *so* much for those very special Birthday greetings!! They are much appreciated!
Oh yes! I have heard of your famous gnome (well, fairie) mushrooms. They are indeed absolutely 'magic'!! As I took my first bite of that succulent delicacy, I thoght 'My! Truly these are 'out of this world'! Indeed, I could go crazy on th... (ooops! *for*!)them! And boy! Did they raise me out of my depression! (Well, ladies do so hate to have to count another Birthday!).
Again, thank you for your kindness, sir!
I remain, your friend,
: Miss Katie,
: A very special Gnome birthday greeting from the Mohican woods.
: Gnomes, being gnomes, love mushrooms and mushrooms therefore are a very special gift when given by a Gnome. And this gnome is presenting you with a very special form of mushroom.....the rare and tasty Mohicanland Woods truffle, freshly rooted out of the ground by Old Crone. Enjoy!
: Woody Gnome
: : *Miss Marcia knocks on door of Quilt Shoppe, holding large platter of special Birthday Fuu-uuuuudge in hand*
: : *door opens*
: : *la, la, la...mi, mi, mi....ahem...*
: : "Happy Birthday to YOU,
: : Happy Birthday to YOU,
: : Happy Birthday, Miss Katie,
: : Happy Birthday to YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU!"
: : Here is a batch of my special fuu-uuuuuuudge for you, and my very best well wishes for a wonderfully happy and gloriously blessed birthday! It was a fine day for Mohicanland when you moved into our little village, and I hope all your special wishes come true!"
: : Yours Most Graciously,
: : Miss Marcia
: : (I know everyone will join Miss Marcia in wishing our own Miss Katie a very happy birthday!)
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