Re: and good night MMMMMM! And the Magua Approach

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: : : : : : : : : Good morning Jo, Chris, Sarah M and all the rest of the mohicanland crowd.

: : : : : : : : : And good night *flopping tired old body into bed having just barely stayed up to do this*

: : : : : : : : : Bill R

: : : : : : : : Well, Bill it's hard to tell how late you really stayed up without knowing where you live!  For instance, if you were on the East Coast you would have had to stay up past 1:00 because this server is one hour back (I've tried that trick from the East Coast).  If you were on the West Coast like Jo, you would only have had to stay up until 10 -- which anyone can do!! So, fess up, how late were you really up?

: : : : : : : : Cheers,
: : : : : : : : Sarah

: : : : : : : Sarah,

: : : : : : : We are just outside Monterey CA, and the board turns at 11 PM here.  Now, 11 PM was just when the party started when I was 21,
: : : : : : : but 30 years later, 11 PM is about when I normally head to bed.
: : : : : : : I dont understand it, the myth says old folks dont need as much sleep, and yet I get pooped early.  Sleep like crap, and am tired in the morning.  Well, enough of my cranky complaints.  Old people do that too, get cranky and complain.

: : : : : : : Bill R

: : : : : : Nonsense, S.O.B. That stands for Sweet Old Bill, in case
: : : : : : you're wondering!!! I can't imagine you would get cranky,
: : : : : : any more than I would myself, as I am noted far and wide
: : : : : : for my insanely perky disposition. Kind of like Kathie
: : : : : : Lee Gifford on reds. Now as far as people who chortle
: : : : : : about not having to get up in the mornings, Doctor Mary
: : : : : : has a verrrrrry special little treatment in mind for
: : : : : : them. Be afraid, MMMM. Heh. Heh. Heh.

: : : : : : Doc M

: : : : : Sounds like Doc M is gonna give some kinda apple to MMMMMM.
: : : : : The kind that produces a LOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG winter's nap!  Eh, Rip Van Meara?

: : : : Doctor M has found that a whack over the head with a sock
: : : : filled with wet sand is more efficacious than the Poison
: : : : Apple therapy. 

: : : : Doc M

: : : AAHHHHHHHHHH.  The MAGUA approach!  How direct!  (well, i was feeling guilty and figured to tie this thread in with LOTM topics in however a feeble way)

: : : I should have remembered how direct you were Doc.  Your idea of dating is to creep up behind some likely, muscular, Hawkeye type and hit him with that sock.  Next he knows, he is on Doc M's couch for "therapy"

: : : Bill R

: : Damme! Damme! Have my methods become that transparent? Oh well,
: : the sock is less cumbersome than my old chloroform and a rope
: : approach. Muscular Hawkeye types are so shy these days, a girl
: : has to be a little more cunning.

: : Doc M
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: Much as I hate to have to agree with the DAFFY DOC, when it comes to Hawkeye, I'm of the "whatever works" school of thought.  If I thought a wet sock filled with sand would do it, I'd lug every pair of Mark's socks to the beach & fill 'em up!  Might upset MARK a tad, but I'm sure if he knew what a good cause it was for, he'd get over it.  After all, he DOES want to keep me HAPPY, ya know! Heck, if he thought Hawkeye would TAKE me, he'd pack me up in a big box just FULL of sand-laden socks, and call UPS TONIGHT! ;o)

: MMMM


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