Posted by Gnome on September 29, 1999 at 10:13:35:
In Reply to: Okay, Who's The Wise Guy... posted by Doctor Mary on September 29, 1999 at 09:50:09:
: ...who dumped that nasty wet croaker sack on the doorstep of
: the Mohicanland Home For The Terminally Bizarre??? Whatever's
: in there is flopping around and screeching like a Siamese cat
: on a hot plate...and my God in heaven, the SMELL!!! Doctor
: M has not smelled anything like it since one of her many
: admirers left her a dead elk last July and forgot to tell
: her about it!!! Now being endowed with a sense of unquenchable
: scientific curiousity, Doctor Mary is sorely tempted to
: dissect the thing, whatever it may be. Perhaps a few brisk
: whacks with a rifle butt will sedate the poor misbegotten
: creature before she commences. I see the return address on
: the sack is Sas... Sas Soo something. Can't quite make it
: out. And I notice little wee gnome-like footprints all around
: the place where it was left. Hmmmmm. Will let all of you
: know if I find some sort of vestigial brain on this thing,
: but it seems highly unlikely.
: Kiss! Kiss!
: Doctor M
Does it look to you like I am wearing a UPS uniform? These are lederhosen thank you very much. I would not, and did not, soil my hands with such a sack of ....well you know. But perhaps that explains the smell, eh?
Gnome of Innocence
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