Posted by Miss Marcia on September 29, 1999 at 11:10:15:
In Reply to: Okay, Who's The Wise Guy... posted by Doctor Mary on September 29, 1999 at 09:50:09:
Dear Daffy Doc,
My sister is up to her usual tricks again, playing practical jokes and the like...but MY conscience dictates I give you fair warning about that sack she dropped on your doorstep...
RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
Open at your own peril. Contents are putrid and foul beyond description! Take Miss Marcia's advice in this instance. A few stout whacks and pokes with a pointy stick wouldn't hurt, but then, leave that sack for the garbage collectors who know how to handle such filth.
I can say no more!
Yours Most Graciously,
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