Posted by Gnome again on September 29, 1999 at 11:10:27:
In Reply to: Re: Okay, Who's The Wise Guy... posted by Doctor Mary on September 29, 1999 at 10:20:42:
: : : ...who dumped that nasty wet croaker sack on the doorstep of
: : : the Mohicanland Home For The Terminally Bizarre??? Whatever's
: : : in there is flopping around and screeching like a Siamese cat
: : : on a hot plate...and my God in heaven, the SMELL!!! Doctor
: : : M has not smelled anything like it since one of her many
: : : admirers left her a dead elk last July and forgot to tell
: : : her about it!!! Now being endowed with a sense of unquenchable
: : : scientific curiousity, Doctor Mary is sorely tempted to
: : : dissect the thing, whatever it may be. Perhaps a few brisk
: : : whacks with a rifle butt will sedate the poor misbegotten
: : : creature before she commences. I see the return address on
: : : the sack is Sas... Sas Soo something. Can't quite make it
: : : out. And I notice little wee gnome-like footprints all around
: : : the place where it was left. Hmmmmm. Will let all of you
: : : know if I find some sort of vestigial brain on this thing,
: : : but it seems highly unlikely.
: : : Kiss! Kiss!
: : : Doctor M
: : Doc M,
: : Does it look to you like I am wearing a UPS uniform? These are lederhosen thank you very much. I would not, and did not, soil my hands with such a sack of ....well you know. But perhaps that explains the smell, eh?
: : Gnome of Innocence
: Hah! I have it from a high white horse souse that you are
: working part-time for the United Pixie Service!! The
: prosecution rests!!!
: Doctor M
Ya know, thinking about it, maybe that particularly pesky parrot put that thing on your doorstep. He has been AWFUL quiet and keeping a low profile lately......
And by the way Doc M, for crying out loud put some CLOTHES on when you answer the door!!!!!
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